Oz... Oz is actin' all weird. He's callin' me Matilda and not Tilly and he's not even singin' Waltzing Matilda along with it. And... he keeps tellin' me to call him daddy.

Matilda, love, who's that on the phone? Don't tell me you're talking to a boy!

Help me.

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